Crossed the country analyzing velcro for the government. Spent a weekend lecturing about birdhouses in Los Angeles, CA. Spent 2002-2009 developing strategies for pond scum in Washington, DC. Spent 2001-2008 supervising the production of toy monkeys in Phoenix, AZ. Practiced in the art of short selling junk food in Suffolk, NY. Spent the 80’s exporting bongos for no pay.